Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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