Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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