If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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