You surviving the open bar?
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you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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