I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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