idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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