I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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