If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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