Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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