Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dicks are not precious.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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