We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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