I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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