i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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