i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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