just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
420 ftw
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Terrible idea I love it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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