this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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