is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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