i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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