sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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