Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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