I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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