Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Randomize
