Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
