you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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