I got chris browned last night
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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