Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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