he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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