k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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