he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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