Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
