there was a trapeze. enough said
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
NoShamevember. You game?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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