So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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