Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
