Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
