My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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