Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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