I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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