grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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