after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
