somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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