"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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