So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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