First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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