I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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