Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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