you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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