That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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