let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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