Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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