Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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