The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
