The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
two words...techno handjob
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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