Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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