I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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