Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
only if we run a train.
done.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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