So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think people are normalizing furries
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