dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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