i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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